Travel in Europe can be stressful if you don't understand all of the 4,387 languages spoken there. However, many tourist areas will feature helpful signs that can guide the unwary tourist or warn them of danger. Here is a handy guide to some of the most common signs you'll encounter.

Free healthcare	European car rental
French people	American tourists
Currency exchange	European politics
Fine cuisine	No McDonald's - GO EAT THE FINE CUISINE!
Inclimate weather in France	Very civic-minded Germans

 

Planning a trip to France? Below are some common French phrases. People will shout them at you often, so be sure to learn what they mean!

Disparaissent le yankee stupide à la maison!
Welcome to France!

J'espère que vous aimez le goût de ma salive.
Enjoy your meal.

Je suis Madame désolé, mais nous ne pouvons pas nous éteindre le feu de maison jusqu'à ce que le département de feu soit fini avec le déjeuner.
I'm sorry madam, but we cannot extinguish the house fire until the fire department is finished with lunch.

La grand-maman est morte!
The weather is unusually hot this summer!

Vous êtes très gros!
You are very tall!

Non.
Yes, but give me more money first.