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1 And 1 Equals Zero

By Shamus
on Monday Jan 29, 2018
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7 Bits of Misguided Advice

By Shamus
on Sunday Jun 4, 2017
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The Terrible New Thing

By Shamus
on Sunday May 21, 2017
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No Man’s Preorder Bonus

By Shamus
on Friday Sep 2, 2016
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Moderation is Broken

By Shamus
on Sunday Apr 26, 2015
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HDD Shows up in BIOS but not in Windows

By Shamus
on Friday Apr 24, 2015
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Windows 8, A Broken Monitor, and Other Things That are Strange

By Shamus
on Friday Mar 27, 2015
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My First Hour With Windows 8

By Shamus
on Friday Mar 6, 2015
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An Evening of Failure and Stupidity 2: Stupid Harder

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 5, 2015
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Happy Thanksgiving!

By Shamus
on Thursday Nov 27, 2014
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The Next Big Thing In Music

By Shamus
on Monday Jul 21, 2014
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Internet News is All Wrong

By Shamus
on Thursday Jul 10, 2014
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Meet the Moderator

By Shamus
on Sunday Jun 15, 2014
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Deep Silver / Saints Row.com

By Shamus
on Friday May 2, 2014
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Thief: The Drunk Project

By Shamus
on Friday Feb 28, 2014
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How to Forum

By Shamus
on Tuesday Oct 15, 2013
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Spam: Resourceful Idiots

By Shamus
on Sunday Sep 29, 2013
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Linux vs. Linux Users

By Shamus
on Sunday Jul 14, 2013
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A Note from UPlay

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jul 2, 2013
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AI, CPU Cycles, and Twitter

By Shamus
on Sunday Apr 7, 2013
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Sim Sickly

By Shamus
on Wednesday Mar 13, 2013
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Linux vs. Windows

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jan 8, 2013
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SWTOR vs. Guild Wars 2

By Shamus
on Monday Aug 27, 2012
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Star Wars: The Old Republic: The Trial

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jul 11, 2012
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The Slow Death of Netflix

By Shamus
on Monday Jun 18, 2012
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SWTOR “Free” Weekend

By Shamus
on Monday Apr 23, 2012
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Supplying Demands for More Demand

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 29, 2012
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Programming Language vs. Written Language

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 15, 2012
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An Evening of Failure and Stupidity

By Shamus
on Sunday Feb 19, 2012
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Game Boss

By Shamus
on Monday Feb 6, 2012
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Protect IP / SOPA Act

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jan 18, 2012
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The Problem With Netflix

By Shamus
on Wednesday Nov 2, 2011
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IMG Media UK Scam

By Shamus
on Thursday Sep 22, 2011
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Blip.Tv & Producers

By Shamus
on Sunday Jul 10, 2011
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Response From Blip.tv

By Shamus
on Thursday Jun 30, 2011
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Blip.tv Sucks

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jun 28, 2011
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All Word Processors Suck

By Shamus
on Sunday May 29, 2011
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THIS IS WHAT IRONY TASTES LIKE

By Shamus
on Wednesday May 11, 2011
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Mass Effect 3 Preview

By Shamus
on Thursday Apr 21, 2011
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Xbox LIVE Arcade

By Shamus
on Wednesday Mar 30, 2011
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Why Don’t You Just Play on a Console?

By Shamus
on Sunday Mar 20, 2011
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Mail Time

By Shamus
on Thursday Oct 21, 2010
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More About the New Blizzard Downloader

By Shamus
on Thursday Aug 5, 2010
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New Blizzard Downloader

By Shamus
on Thursday Aug 5, 2010
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Steam: Illustrated

By Shamus
on Monday Jul 12, 2010
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Saved by SecuROM!

By Shamus
on Sunday Jun 13, 2010
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“Max Payne” 3

By Shamus
on Monday May 3, 2010
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X-Com Sequel on the Way.

By Shamus
on Wednesday Apr 14, 2010
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The Last Big Thing from Apple!

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 4, 2010
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TAGES

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 18, 2010
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Writers Guild Announces Best Game Writing Nominations

By Shamus
on Monday Jan 25, 2010
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Arrested for Your Own Protection

By Shamus
on Sunday Dec 13, 2009
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MMOrons

By Shamus
on Wednesday Nov 11, 2009
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Hey, Garry Newman

By Shamus
on Sunday Aug 30, 2009
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YouTube Infringement

By Shamus
on Monday Aug 24, 2009
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Twittr Hax

By Shamus
on Friday Aug 7, 2009
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Moon Landing: Special Edition

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jul 1, 2009
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Re-Kindle the DRM debate

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jun 24, 2009
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Technologieunterstützung von Franz Kafka

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jun 23, 2009
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Attention “a fan”

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jun 9, 2009
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mailto:mailto:mailto:mailto…

By Shamus
on Thursday Jun 4, 2009
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Demigod is Early

By Shamus
on Thursday Apr 16, 2009
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Anti-Gaming Propaganda

By Shamus
on Wednesday Mar 11, 2009
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Gaming High

By Shamus
on Tuesday Mar 10, 2009
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XBox Live.com Lameness

By Shamus
on Wednesday Feb 11, 2009
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A Gauntlet of Mortal Danger (AKA Life)

By Shamus
on Monday Dec 22, 2008
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Dvorak vs. QWERTY

By Shamus
on Monday Nov 24, 2008
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World of Goo:
82% Pirated

By Shamus
on Wednesday Nov 19, 2008
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John Riccitiello hates DRM

By Shamus
on Thursday Oct 16, 2008
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BioShock: Demo

By Shamus
on Wednesday Sep 10, 2008
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Treacherous Computing

By Shamus
on Monday Sep 8, 2008
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Spore: Rejected

By Shamus
on Monday Sep 8, 2008
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See Next Month’s Minimum Requirements

By Shamus
on Wednesday Sep 3, 2008
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Mike vs. BJ Shea

By Shamus
on Thursday Aug 28, 2008
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SecuROM causes Bad Breath and Leukemia

By Shamus
on Wednesday Aug 27, 2008
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That Explains a Lot

By Shamus
on Monday Aug 25, 2008
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The End of Piracy!

By Shamus
on Friday Aug 8, 2008
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A Counter-Offer

By Shamus
on Saturday Jul 26, 2008
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The Devil’s Keyboard

By Shamus
on Thursday Jul 17, 2008
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Gaming Down Under

By Shamus
on Friday Jul 11, 2008
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World of Warcraft:
Dropping the Ball

By Shamus
on Thursday Jul 3, 2008
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BioShock: DRM Forever

By Shamus
on Monday Jun 23, 2008
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Mass Effect: Three Strikes

By Shamus
on Thursday Jun 19, 2008
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The DRM Crusades

By Shamus
on Monday Jun 16, 2008
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Dear Sirs

By Shamus
on Sunday Jun 1, 2008
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Oblivion:
Mod Hell

By Shamus
on Friday May 16, 2008
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i see ur a moran, lol

By Shamus
on Thursday May 15, 2008
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Print Job

By Shamus
on Monday Apr 21, 2008
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Publisher Priorities

By Shamus
on Monday Mar 31, 2008
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Bioshock: Six Months Later

By Shamus
on Monday Mar 3, 2008
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MySpams

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 28, 2008
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The Root of All Evil, Part 2

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 21, 2008
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The Root of All Evil

By Shamus
on Monday Feb 11, 2008
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Technical Difficulties

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 7, 2008
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Release Date

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 7, 2008
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Mass Effect: It’s for Grownups!

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jan 15, 2008
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PC Hardware is “Toast”

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jan 2, 2008
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Sprint + Nextel

By Shamus
on Thursday Dec 13, 2007
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The Gerstmann Thing

By Shamus
on Tuesday Dec 4, 2007
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Steam Broke My Game

By Shamus
on Wednesday Nov 21, 2007
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Writer’s Revolt

By Shamus
on Monday Nov 5, 2007
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The Devolution of Windows

By Shamus
on Friday Nov 2, 2007
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Context-Free News

By Shamus
on Saturday Oct 27, 2007
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Annoying Ads

By Shamus
on Friday Oct 26, 2007
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Chainmail Bikini: Controversy!

By Shamus
on Tuesday Oct 2, 2007
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Record Labels Announce Anti-Piracy Breakthrough

By Shamus
on Friday Sep 14, 2007
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I’m too lazy to title this post

By Shamus
on Tuesday Aug 7, 2007
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Insert Lawyer Joke Here

By Shamus
on Monday Jul 30, 2007
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Idiot of the Week

By Shamus
on Friday Jun 29, 2007
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You can’t get there from here

By Shamus
on Saturday Jun 16, 2007
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Sopranos: It’s over.

By Shamus
on Monday Jun 11, 2007
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Pedantic Nitpicking

By Shamus
on Thursday Jun 7, 2007
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On the Internet

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jun 5, 2007
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Anti-Dwarfisim

By Shamus
on Monday May 7, 2007
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HP = Horrible Pcomputers

By Shamus
on Wednesday May 2, 2007
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Gamefly: First Impressions

By Shamus
on Thursday Apr 19, 2007
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My Stupid Broken Website

By Shamus
on Friday Apr 13, 2007
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The Most Compelling Review

By Shamus
on Monday Apr 9, 2007
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Dear Apple: Please think different(Repost)

By Shamus
on Wednesday Apr 4, 2007
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“I hate Macs”

By Shamus
on Tuesday Apr 3, 2007
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Forum Follies

By Shamus
on Saturday Mar 17, 2007
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Forecast: Windy, cold and abusive

By Shamus
on Saturday Mar 17, 2007
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What time is it?

By Shamus
on Friday Mar 16, 2007
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We passed this law just for you

By Shamus
on Wednesday Mar 14, 2007
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8 Bits of Spacewar

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 8, 2007
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Comply or <die>

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 1, 2007
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RIP IMVU AD

By Shamus
on Tuesday Feb 13, 2007
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Ringtone Verboten

By Shamus
on Thursday Feb 8, 2007
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Repent, Believer!

By Shamus
on Friday Feb 2, 2007
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Scaling the Low Wall

By Shamus
on Friday Jan 26, 2007
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Vista, Your new Governess

By Shamus
on Thursday Jan 11, 2007
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Yew Tock and it Types Four Hue!

By Shamus
on Friday Dec 15, 2006
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Spam: How to Make Things Worse

By Shamus
on Tuesday Dec 12, 2006
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Brigands-R-Us

By Shamus
on Tuesday Nov 28, 2006
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A friendly reminder

By Shamus
on Wednesday Nov 22, 2006
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A Generous Supply of Spam

By Shamus
on Tuesday Nov 14, 2006
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Lack of Focus

By Shamus
on Thursday Nov 9, 2006
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Flatland

By Shamus
on Tuesday Nov 7, 2006
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Ad Senseless

By Shamus
on Thursday Nov 2, 2006
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Uwe Boll vs. The Movies

By Shamus
on Monday Oct 30, 2006
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The Harvard Man

By Shamus
on Wednesday Oct 18, 2006
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Windows Movie Maker

By Shamus
on Tuesday Oct 17, 2006
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The Beige Age

By Shamus
on Monday Oct 9, 2006
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Something Made You Special

By Shamus
on Saturday Sep 23, 2006
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The Last Straw

By Shamus
on Thursday Sep 21, 2006
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Blender: The Puzzle Box

By Shamus
on Thursday Sep 21, 2006
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Adobe Hackrobat

By Shamus
on Friday Sep 15, 2006
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Ernesto

By Shamus
on Sunday Sep 3, 2006
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Planet Nerf, Part 2

By Shamus
on Friday Aug 25, 2006
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Pentax Optio E10 (Sucks)

By Shamus
on Thursday Aug 24, 2006
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Adobe Acrobat

By Shamus
on Tuesday Aug 15, 2006
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Gamespot, Spammers, and Joseph Ngoho

By Shamus
on Sunday Aug 13, 2006
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Profit Addiction

By Shamus
on Friday Aug 11, 2006
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Tutorials

By Shamus
on Tuesday Aug 8, 2006
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Windows Update

By Shamus
on Friday Aug 4, 2006
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Vive le something-or-other!

By Shamus
on Tuesday Aug 1, 2006
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Addicted?

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jul 18, 2006
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Unintentional Self-parody

By Shamus
on Sunday Jul 16, 2006
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How do you know what to type?

By Shamus
on Monday Jun 26, 2006
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Wrong DVD label, Part 3

By Shamus
on Friday Jun 23, 2006
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Email egg bacon email sausage and email

By Shamus
on Thursday Jun 22, 2006
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Wrong DVD label, Part 2

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jun 21, 2006
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HP Pavillion Continues to Suck

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jun 20, 2006
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WFS: You can’t get there from here

By Shamus
on Friday Jun 16, 2006
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This is not news

By Shamus
on Friday Jun 16, 2006
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Nefarious Rogue Corporation: Apple

By Shamus
on Wednesday Jun 14, 2006
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Doing the work of Sisyphus

By Shamus
on Friday Jun 9, 2006
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Public Service Announcement

By Shamus
on Wednesday May 31, 2006
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Acrobatic Fools

By Shamus
on Monday May 22, 2006
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Pat Robertson: Please Shut Up

By Shamus
on Thursday May 18, 2006
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Half-Life 2: Cryptic

By Shamus
on Saturday May 13, 2006
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P0rn Storm

By Shamus
on Friday May 12, 2006
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This Spam Smells Like Pork

By Shamus
on Thursday May 11, 2006
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Thunderbird

By Shamus
on Friday Apr 28, 2006
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Dear Spammers

By Shamus
on Sunday Apr 16, 2006
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Spam Patterns

By Shamus
on Friday Apr 14, 2006
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iRant

By Shamus
on Wednesday Apr 12, 2006
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Raquo!

By Shamus
on Saturday Apr 1, 2006
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For the Children

By Shamus
on Thursday Mar 23, 2006
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HP Pavillion Sucks

By Shamus
on Wednesday Mar 22, 2006
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In a government far, far away…

By Shamus
on Tuesday Mar 14, 2006
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cAPS lOCK kEY

By Shamus
on Monday Feb 27, 2006
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Technorati

By Shamus
on Friday Feb 24, 2006
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So-called Terrorists in World of Warcraft

By Shamus
on Monday Feb 20, 2006
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Some Female Advice

By Shamus
on Friday Feb 17, 2006
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People Like to Own Things

By Shamus
on Friday Feb 10, 2006
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The Savage Within

By Shamus
on Tuesday Jan 31, 2006
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Planet Nerf

By Shamus
on Thursday Jan 26, 2006
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Running with Scissors

By Shamus
on Sunday Jan 22, 2006
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Peeve Farmer

By Shamus
on Thursday Jan 19, 2006
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Gamespotted

By Shamus
on Friday Jan 13, 2006
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