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DM of the Rings LXXXVII:
Hack, and Also Slash

By Shamus
on Friday Apr 13, 2007
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DM of the Rings


Aragorn takes his turn.
Aragorn takes his turn.. eventually.

Being a turn-based game, D&D allows the player to ponder their every move and the ramifications thereof for as long as they need to, provided they have the real-life charisima to convince everyone else to wait. Studying possible moves is one of the most fun parts of the game (when you’re doing it) but also one of the most annoying and tiresome (when other people are doing it) and so care must be taken by the DM to ensure that in-game combat does not produce actual, real-life combat.

Side note: Boy, the JPG-ing was brutal to the ASCII characters in the Nethack frame. The blue mishmash really is supposed to be “O” (living orcs) and “%” (dead ones). I fussed around with it but couldn’t get it to look right without re-cutting the whole page to make the characters fill more of the frame. Bah.

Ah well. Close enough. People that can get the joke will still get it, and those that can’t get the joke aren’t going to be helped by clear ASCII art.

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  1. Belen says:

    you may also re-spec your points at almost any time (for a price).
    I haven’t even mentioned the climbing ability, similar to Shadow
    of Colossus, which allows you to scale these beasts and plunge whatever weaponry you’re housing into their hides.
    You could pick particular creature that you will breed
    and you will get animals demonstrated on moms and fathers.

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