Tuesday will see the end of Left 4 Dumb. On Tuesday You’ll also get two Stolen Pixels. Today, you just get the one.
The Best of 2017
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2017.
The Best of 2015
My picks for what was important, awesome, or worth talking about in 2015.
The Truth About Piracy
What are publishers doing to fight piracy and why is it all wrong?
Stop Asking Me to Play Dark Souls!
An unhinged rant where I maybe slightly over-reacted to the water torture of Souls evangelism.
The Dumbest Cutscene
This is it. This is the dumbest cutscene ever created for a AAA game. It's so bad it's simultaneously hilarious and painful. This is "The Room" of video game cutscenes.
It’s just as well that wasn’t one of his lines in-game. You’d never stop hearing it.
Aww. Oh well, Stolen Pixels is good too!
It’s too bad there wasn’t an opportunity to refrain “I hate this campaign”
Also, it’s too bad this wasn’t in the first Left 4 Dead, or Louis’ outfit would be that much more sublime.
http://pc.ign.com/articles/100/1001556p1.html
Bill will probably just end up using The Reaper anyway considering it’s so kick ass.
Edit: And it seems that something is keeping me on this page…
I think they should localize the cricket bat to whatever country the game is sold in. In England, South Africa, India, and Australia, it’s a cricket bat, in Scotland a golf club, in Canada, Scandinavia, and Russia a hockey stick, in Switzerland and Austria a ski, in the US, the Caribbean, and Japan a baseball bat, etc.
I`m gonna miss Left for Dumb
“The girl one is a witch. Don’t mess with her.”
“Yeah. For real.”
Listen to Louis. He knows. :)
Cerveza: What, and deprive us of cricket-batting goodness? Hell no!
You know, there’s got to be a joke in there somewhere where our four heros somehow manage to get railroaded…er…blunder into “Survival” mode…
Louis: Lets go!
Zoey: No! I’m telling you, stay here! They will come to us!
Louis: Really? Hey, cool! That means we have a head start!
Bill: Yeah, besides, I have the Reaper.
Zoey: You dont understand…they are just going to KEEP coming, you CANT just sweep them away! Look, just shoot anything that moves and isnt one of us, OK?!
Francis: They’ll keep coming.
Reee-aallly, now. How do you know that?
Zoey: It was in the backstory, if you had bothered to read it.
Louis: Read?
Bill: Read?
Francis: Read?
Zoey: Nevermind. I hate this campaign….