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Metro 2033 EP17: Fear the Future

By Shamus
on Sunday Dec 8, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP16: Knife a Wooden Door

By Shamus
on Thursday Dec 5, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP15: That. Was. SPARTA!

By Shamus
on Friday Nov 29, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP14: Door is MVP

By Shamus
on Sunday Nov 10, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP13: Greetings & Farewell Polis

By Shamus
on Friday Nov 8, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP12: Fluke Ninja

By Shamus
on Thursday Nov 7, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP11: Face Stew

By Shamus
on Sunday Nov 3, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP10: The Adventures of Arty and Sasha

By Josh
on Friday Nov 1, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP9: Turret Vehicle Stealth Section

By Shamus
on Wednesday Oct 30, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP8: C is For Nazi, Good Enough for Me

By Shamus
on Thursday Oct 24, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP7: The Ghosts with the Most

By Shamus
on Tuesday Oct 22, 2013
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Metro 2033 EP6: Kahnception

By Shamus
on Friday Oct 18, 2013
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Mass Effect 3

Everyone was so worked up about how terrible the ending was that they overlooked how terrible everything else was. We're here to fix that.

 

Steam Summer Blues

This mess of dross, confusion, and terrible UI design is the storefront the big publishers couldn't beat? Amazing.

 

Dead Island

A stream-of-gameplay review of Dead Island. This game is a cavalcade of bugs and bad design choices.

 

Final Fantasy X

A game about the ghost of an underwater football player who travels through time to save the world from a tick that controls kaiju satan. Really.

 

Dear Hollywood: Do a Mash Reboot

Since we're rebooting everything, MASH will probably come up eventually. Here are some casting suggestions.

 

The Disappointment Engine

No Man's Sky is a game seemingly engineered to create a cycle of anticipation and disappointment.

 

Lost Laughs in Leisure Suit Larry

Why was this classic adventure game so funny in the 80's, and why did it stop being funny?

 

Artless in Alderaan

People were so worried about the boring gameplay of The Old Republic they overlooked just how boring and amateur the art is.

 

My Music

Do you like electronic music? Do you like free stuff? Are you okay with amateur music from someone who's learning? Yes? Because that's what this is.

 

The Strange Evolution of OpenGL

Sometimes software is engineered. Sometimes it grows organically. And sometimes it's thrown together seemingly at random over two decades.

 

The Terrible New Thing

Fidget spinners are ruining education! We need to... oh, never mind the fad is over. This is not the first time we've had a dumb moral panic.

 

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Fallout New Vegas

At last, a game that merges the dark humor and depth of Fallout 1 with the modern gameplay of Fallout 3! Too bad it's so buggy.