I’m upgrading WordPress, the blog software that makes this site do its thing. The site may get scrambled, vanish, explode, or otherwise fail to do what you want until I get the new version running again.
LATER: All done. Looks like it worked. Cool.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled… um… whatever it is we do here.
The Strange Evolution of OpenGL
Sometimes software is engineered. Sometimes it grows organically. And sometimes it's thrown together seemingly at random over two decades.
The Biggest Game Ever
How did this niche racing game make a gameworld so massive, and why is that a big deal?
Grand Theft Railroad
Grand Theft Auto is a lousy, cheating jerk of a game.
Crash Dot Com
Back in 1999, I rode the dot-com bubble. Got rich. Worked hard. Went crazy. Turned poor. It was fun.
Blistering Stupidity of Fallout 3
Yeah, this game is a classic. But the story is idiotic, incoherent, thematically confused, and patronizing.
Umm… First? Again?