I knew that making jokes about the Xbox bricking itself would likely attract flames. So I decided to make the title of the comic such an offensively horrible and inexcusable pun that the resulting outrage would head off any bickering over people’s chosen self-esteem containers console platforms.
Also, Travis makes peace with the PS3 users after enraging them by repeating the unflattering things Sony executives have already admitted. I mean, I guess he makes peace with them. Honestly I don’t know what gets people so riled up in the first place, so maybe this won’t do any good.
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“The xbox allows you, the gamer, to PAY Microsoft for the privilege of belonging to a defective culture built around ignorance, homophobia, and illiteracy.”
You can also get to pay Microsoft to use your own bandwidth to host a Halo 2 Vista server!
Its teh deel of teh centry, fags!
LOL! Hey, if you’re going to get one gang of immature gamers mad at you, why not two? :D
Angie
You know you’re still not completely grown up when you actually feel content about seeing the Xbox burn like that. :D
I like Travis’s shirt. Is that a design of your own, or is it for sale somewhere?
I didn’t quite get the T-shirt. It looks like a power button… “Off you, buddy” Supposed to sound like “FU”?
Lint man: That particular arrangement of lights on the Xbox power button is the dreaded Red Ring of death. It means your console is screwed.
RROD YOU BUDDY
I want that shirt.
Ah, I didn’t know that’s what the RROD looks like!
Also, I just went back and read that article you linked in your PS3 comic about Sony’s “intentionally difficult to program the PS3” remarks. Did anyone else get a This Is Spinal Tap flashback: “But ours go to 11….”
of course, Lint… why don’t you just make 10 louder..
Shamus.. what about the Wii.. :D
“what about the Wii..”
Nah,that would be like taking candy from a baby.
And I doubt hed do PC as well,since that would be like taking heart pills from a 100+ year olds.
I want to pay you for the privilege of wearing that shirt.
Travis Taylor reminds me a little bit of Scott Sharkey.
I want to pay you for the privilege of wearing that shirt.
Lol. If I weren’t so cheap, I’d say the same. Well, that and I don’t want anybody to take it wrong. (I’m not exactly a cusser, which is probably what people would assume if they didn’t get the joke. Or even if they did, really…)
@Simon Fortunately they haven’t tried to get people to pay for the incredibly half-arsed Games for Windows Live for a fair while now.
Tell me you weren’t imagining Val Kilmer in Tombstone when you wrote the last line.
Pat: A joke only you and I can enjoy, it seems.